Agile is the anesthesiologist,
But do they have the optimism of an oncologist?
Determined as a dietitian,
With the memory of rheumatologist.
Excited is the endocrinologist,
But are they as righteous as a radiologist?
Polite like a pulmonologist,
With the sight of a stomatologist.
Overjoyed is the Otolaryngologist,
But are they as proficient as a proctologist?
Gratified as a gynecologist,
With the prowess of the psychiatrist.
Genuine is the geriatrician,
But are they as delightful as a dermatologist?
Happy as a hematologist,
And as nice as a neurologist.
Do I choose it? Or does it choose you?
Is there a sorting hat in med school?